The man says that everything he says is a lie.

Is he telling the truth? 

So, this Saturday- I have a piano exam. 

See, I know this should be a breeze- I mean, it’s theory: everyone knows how to do musical theory who’s played the piano for 5 years. I’m in grade 9 piano but, ironically, reading and writing music is anything but my forte.

 My previous semi-retarded piano teacher decided it would be a fantastic idea to skip out on theory, perhaps intentionally screwing me over for the future. Who knows. 

Embarrassingly enough, I failed my first Grade 2 Theory exam. But I have this issue- the procrastination syndrome… keeps getting worse and worse! PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT HOMEWORK! I’d actually rather do anything ANYTHING -ANYTHING- than sit down sedentarily and study for hours on end, reading about diminished 7ths and maybe even a few polychords. Guys, I really must pass this exam- and it’s up to these next four days of cramming time that will ultimately determine my success… or failure. 

*Question: If you aim to fail but you succeed, is this success of failure? 

I’ll update you on my musical dilemma as soon as possible. 

Until then, wish me luck…

I’m already feeling sick of studying just from the thought of feeling sick of studying.